The guy knew that he will die soon. However, he was so happy. His friends heard about him and they asked what made him happy about dying. He said that he knew he would be in hell first than he would go heaven. His friends got mad and asked if he was jokking with them. He smiled he said he was luckier than his friend because he would have bronze skin in the hell , so when he would be in heaven all the hot girls would love his outlook and would be around him forever :)
Once Cem (the comedian) shares his memoir. One of his friend asks him for free ticket to her parents. Cem finds her front seat tickets. He makes his best jokes and everybody loughs a lot, only her parents dont laugh, they never change their mimics. Cem gets mad why he cant make them laugh. At the end of the show he asks her about her parents feelings about the show. She says they love the show. Then cem asks again why so they dont laugh or not even smile. She says oh they are deaf. :))))))))
When cem was a kid, people used to asked him what he wanted to be when he become an adult. Then his father always gave the same advise that whathever you do, dont make people laugh at you. He says his brother kept the advise but he chosed to be a comedian which is totally against his fathers advise. laugh. he says at least good money, adds only couple ten millions......
It is really intense to translate jokes but i grantee that he can make everyone laugh a lot... pls take a look!
I understood the first two, and liked the first one the most. I'm not sure I really get the third one. Jokes really are hard to translate. I'll try to watch the video when I have more time.
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